// Random Banners

function random_banner(){
var myimages=new Array(11)
myimages[1]="../hostess_ad.gif"
myimages[2]="../atlas_ad.gif"
myimages[3]="../hostess_ad_2.gif"
myimages[4]="../seamonkeys_ad.gif"
myimages[5]="../hostess_ad_3.gif"
myimages[6]="../funshop_ad.gif"
myimages[7]="../bdfs_ad.gif"
myimages[8]="../soldiers_ad.gif"
myimages[9]="mst3kdd_banner.gif"
myimages[10]="../grit_ad.gif"
myimages[11]="../olympic_ad.gif"

var alttag=new Array(11)
alttag[1]="You get a big delight in every bite of Hostess Fruit Pies"
alttag[2]="Muscles in Seven Days? Here's how!"
alttag[3]="You get a big delight in every bite of Hostess Cupcakes"
alttag[4]="Enter the World of Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys"
alttag[5]="You get a big delight in every bite of Hostess Twinkies"
alttag[6]="The Fun shop 634 S. Highland Ave. Memphis, TN 38111"
alttag[7]="Join The Black Dragon Fighting Society"
alttag[8]="100 PC Toy Soldier Set only $1.25"
alttag[9]="Mystery Science Theater 3000 Presents: Dark Dungeons"
alttag[10]="Earn Prizes and Cash By Selling GRIT!"
alttag[11]="Olympic Sales Club: Earn Prizes or Cash!"

var imagelinks=new Array(11)
imagelinks[1]="http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess.htm"
imagelinks[2]="http://www.charlesatlas.com"
imagelinks[3]="http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess.htm"
imagelinks[4]="http://www.sea-monkeys.com"
imagelinks[5]="http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess.htm"
imagelinks[6]="http://www.funshopmemphis.com"
imagelinks[7]="http://www.countdante.com"
imagelinks[8]="http://home.att.net/~1.elliott/comicbooktoysoldiersintro.html"
imagelinks[9]="index.html"
imagelinks[10]="http://www.grit.com/"
imagelinks[11]="http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2005/captaino/index.html"

var y=Math.round(Math.random()*11)%11+1;
document.write('<a href="'+imagelinks[y]+'" target="_new"><img src="'+myimages[y]+'" width="468" height="60" border="0" alt="'+alttag[y]+'" /></a>')
}

// rollovers

if (document.images) {var nav1=new Image(); nav1.src="nav1a.gif";}
if (document.images) {var nav2=new Image(); nav2.src="nav2a.gif";}
if (document.images) {var nav3=new Image(); nav3.src="nav3a.gif";}
if (document.images) {var nav4=new Image(); nav4.src="nav4a.gif";}
if (document.images) {var nav5=new Image(); nav5.src="nav5a.gif";}


// Random Images

function random_mstlink(){
var mstimages=new Array(3)
mstimages[1]="Mstnowgy.gif"
mstimages[2]="Mstnowtm.gif"
mstimages[3]="Mstnowcr.gif"
var x=Math.round(Math.random()*3)%3+1;
document.write('<img src="'+mstimages[x]+'" WIDTH="88" HEIGHT="31" vspace="7" border="0" alt="[MST3K Now]" />')
}

function random_imglink(){
var myimages=new Array(8)
myimages[1]="3d.gif"
myimages[2]="aoldisk.gif"
myimages[3]="emptycart.gif"
myimages[4]="framefree.gif"
myimages[5]="links.gif"
myimages[6]="sorry.gif"
myimages[7]="titanic.gif"
myimages[8]="vistaweb.gif"
var alttag=new Array(8)
alttag[1]="Best Viewed With VistaView 3D NavGoggles"
alttag[2]="AOL Trial Disk Award"
alttag[3]="Empty Cart Award"
alttag[4]="Frame Free Web Site"
alttag[5]="Professionally Constructed Hyperlinks"
alttag[6]="Oh God! I'm sorry I made this HORRIBLE WEBPAGE!"
alttag[7]="Titanic Navigation Award"
alttag[8]="Proofed on VistaWeb 3000"
var imagelinks=new Array(8)
var y=Math.round(Math.random()*8)%8+1;
document.write('<img src="'+myimages[y]+'" WIDTH="86" HEIGHT="120" border="0" alt="'+alttag[y]+'" />')
}